so we're less than ten minutes in and so far Bowie is having sex in basically every scene he's been in. i mean, good for him.

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unshaven 80s Bowie too. wow, this movie is really giving us everything.

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"tore her apart and then he ate her."

we are talking about the monkey, aren't we?

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west wing taught me that good things to not happen during this song.

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west wing taught me that good things to not happen during this song.

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sleep and longevity. ah, two things so foreign to me, i'd love to read that book. (^_^)

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and an actual David Bowie concert. i really don't care what else happens in this movie, it's amazing.

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pardon me, lily belle, there's an extraordinarily hot woman who wants to speak to me right now, i'm sure you understand.

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"what am i going to do?"

play the cello and look incredibly hot until about 2016 i think.

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crazy? i don't know, being kinda rude right now, yes. but seeing as you're david bow-- sorry, mr blaylock, i'll let it slide this time.

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that monkey is acting his heart out. give him an Oscar.

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are we gonna cut back to David Bowie's bones on the sofa there?

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"nobody with half a million dollars to give away is an idiot"

huh.

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sir, this isn't this type of restroom.

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oh you're interested now? (^_^)

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oi oi, don't shout at old people. eat that guy, bowie, he's mean.

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oi oi, don't shout at old people. eat that guy, bowie, he's mean.

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okay, nevermind, Bowie's a shit vampire anyway. don't just cut a guy, Bowie, kill him.

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okay, Bowie's got the hunched over look down pretty well. good job for him again.

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is he gonna die right there in the chair in front of her? Sonata for Skeleton?

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