if only this movie had been absorbed and disappeared.

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plus one point for men apologizing to each other honestly, minus several million for literally everything else in this movie so far.

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so photographing a dead body is kosher, but filming a hanging is somehow a step too far? le sigh.

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"that is all"

if only it was. this movie is so boring, is something going to happen in this movie, or like...?

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isn't he supposed to be recording this???

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this is some real Victorian Science. look at those beakers and clear liquids and glass tubes.

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i wonder what the guinea pig is doing...

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"you've got tuberculosis"
*pours another drink*

first reasonable thing i've seen anybody do this entire movie.

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can't wait for these ghouls to die of TB themselves. mask up, folks.

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the prop must have been something in real life tho.

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ah, so this dude with the scar (i don't know anyone's name in this drivel) is the guy who """survived""" the car crash?

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"otherwise you will not have time to contain my ass--"

#anEntirelyDifferentKindOfMovie #monsterdon

wait, are there still like 30 minutes left in this movie???

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also, yeah, not sure why he thought it would be a good idea to be in charge of controlling the voltage while he was dying, but i guess none of the rest of this movie has made sense, so why not.

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*slip* oops, sorry!

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lol, i mean, i was kidding. lololol

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so now he gets to attempt to inhume himself, to test his newfound immortality?

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he bolted him into his coffin? amazing.

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so if i fall asleep in a cozy coffin, and then have somebody wake me up in the morning, the people around me will believe i'm immortal? sweet, let me get building.

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i can only hope the costumes in this movie earned their creator work on a much better film.

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