US space news: Kremlinology about our own government! Billionaire gossip! We must build this sci-fi supermegathing named after a dude! Conspiracy theory! These numbers explain aliens! Chatbots in space!

European space news: Here's another satellite that will make our lives better in subtle & predictable ways. All our science missions are on track. We will have this big meeting to make sure everyone's ok with the long term plans. Oh, the Japanese made a cute mascot for our joint Mercury probe.