I might have seen this before, but if so I sure don't remember it. I expect this to be thoroughly forgettable.

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You all are way too thirsty judging by your reaction to Lance Henriksen

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I know this ain't regular Monsterdon, but I'm still surprised by how competently made this film is. Perfectly decently done flashback, monster appearance, ominous foreshadowing, lore drop, obnoxious teenagers, etc.

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Oh man! Killing the kid! Nice! Please don't anyone take this out of context

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I assume in Hick County, Arkansas/Missouri/Upstate New York or wherever the fuck this is supposed to be, the hospital is like 3 hours away or whatever

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Haggis McWitch

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this witch cottage is a vibe

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Hey, those tarantulas could well be native Aphonopelma!

(More likely Brachypelma which are more common in the pet trade and movies and such, but let me believe this)

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Vengeance, symbolized, as we know, by pumpkins

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The demon just straight up looking like a "little grey man" alien is actually pretty intriguing

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Is this…is this…UNCONVINCING DAY-FOR-NIGHT?? We are so back, baby

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I have opened the dill pickle chips. I repeat, the dill pickle chips are open

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Guy being psychically consumed by the pain of vengeance is a nice touch

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"It's dead."

Narrator: It was certainly not dead.

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Ain't no one got a crucifix???

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That thing knows how to disassemble a motorcycle?

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