Try one in your world today
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Survival Stew Balls:
A fried ball of…food. It’s rock hard, slightly too big to hold with one hand easily, completely impermeable, and covered in a flaky, delicate panko breaded crust. To eat, boil one in 5 gallons of water to produce a pot of stew. The flavor is different for every ball. Never cook two in the same pot at the same time. Wash the pot thoroughly within 6 hours after removing from heat. especially if it’s made of iron. Under no circumstances are you to reheat the left overs.
that’s some stuff you find in the lunch room of an SCP facility
It’s a furby right?
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Owo what a tewwible cuwse to put on youwselwf…
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Cube of instant castle: Say the keyword ‘open’ to transform this cube into a '200x’200 castle. The transformation happens instantly, and if you’re caught in the area of effect, be prepared to get smashed. The cube is hard of hearing.
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Potion of Water Breathing: DOES NOT RETAIN AIR BREATHING
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I hope while they were walking around, a projectile would just donk right into their shield on occasion, just to keep them on their toes.
They walk past a llama pen on the way back to the tavern.
Barkeep: “Uh… I’ll have Gretchen draw you a bath upstairs.”
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Sword of Bludgeoning
+5 impact damage -2 stab damage
Only 10% off, because pommel strikes are op
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Cape of (Refugee) Flight: you gain the power to fly for your life.
Screaming Cloak of Invisibility: you’re invisible, but the cloak constantly screams, “HE’S OVER HERE!!!” and tries to give away your location.
The Tax Axe: raises both your taxes and your target’s with every swing.
I might actually steal that cloak for my D&D campaign lol
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You down’t :3
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Bag of folding.
A bag of holding except anything stored in it comes out folded in half.
Sounds really useful actually.
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The “Sword of Instant Regret”. It does 100% DMG, but only stabs the wielder.
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I might actually steal that cloak for my D&D campaign lol
I was thinking something like flight but only in directions away from enemies.
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Alternatively, rolling a 1 makes you roll the damage against yourself, but it’s a permanent loss of max HP as a psychic effect. It kills you if you hit 0 max HP. Anything that would let you recover the max HP, like straight-up wish (greater restoration isn’t good enough) also makes the dagger not work for you any more because you cheated.
With the cheating stipulation I’d personally let greater restoration work too.
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Sounds really useful actually.
Emphasis on anything. I doubt the inkeeper will take kindly to being paid with coins folded in half.
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Cube of instant castle: Say the keyword ‘open’ to transform this cube into a '200x’200 castle. The transformation happens instantly, and if you’re caught in the area of effect, be prepared to get smashed. The cube is hard of hearing.
I’ll use a sending stone like a garage door opener as I’m pulling up in the carriage
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With the cheating stipulation I’d personally let greater restoration work too.
I re-read greater restoration, because 5e was never really my game (3.5), and saw one of its uses was explicitly to end one effect reducing your hit point maximum. So I’d amend my earlier and say yeah, that spell works. Since my reading is that it’d only reverse a single crit fail’s penalty per casting - not to mention the spell has a smallish material component cost (100 gp diamond) - the weapon wouldn’t call it cheating, per se.
As the dagger’s main thing is that it’s a 1d6 instead of 1d4, that’s only +1 point of damage per hit on average. 1 in 20 hits backfires, so essentially the cost for 19 extra damage over 19 hits per penalty taken, reversing just the one with a 5th level spell… there’s better ways to do 19 damage with a 5th level spell, so probably not really cheating
Correct if I’m misremembering the general benefits of the sapient dagger.
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Bag for holding:
It’s a bag of holding but instead of occupying a bag slot it must be kept in the main hand.
Bag of handholding
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Cube of instant castle: Say the keyword ‘open’ to transform this cube into a '200x’200 castle. The transformation happens instantly, and if you’re caught in the area of effect, be prepared to get smashed. The cube is hard of hearing.
Excellent weapon then
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Bag of handholding
?Handbag of holding
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Helm of Invincibility: you are invincible, but only to people who have Vince in their name, e.g. Vince, Vincent, some other name with Vince
Also resistant to a single Vance (yes, that one) due to a pronunciation error during casting
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