DnD of Musts
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I don’t know any instruments (yet), but I can bring a vuvuzela and learn real quick during the next session
Vicious mockery on a Vucuzela makes a lot of sense honestly.
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I can point to famous ancestors and have been accused of being both a demon and magical fey creature in daily life, can I be a sorceress?
If not I have other options.
Yes, yes you can.
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One level in every class. Good luck.
No you start at level 1 with 1/13 of a level from every class
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I can multiclass the shit out of this.
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I can multiclass the shit out of this.
yeah i hit all of these except two
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Only if you’re, like, really gay/trans.
Shame if allies don’t count. It would sound fun beating enemis with a rainbow sword and the power of gay by my side
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But if I need to do the thing to multiclass, I can’t be a fighter.
I’m either fighting my husband, and I… can’t beat him up I’d be sad, or I’d literally being fighting my father’s squire. He’d kick my ass.
Best of luck to you, he could always take a knee and cede the duel I guess, other wise you’re still in line for that Sorcerer class.
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Shame if allies don’t count. It would sound fun beating enemis with a rainbow sword and the power of gay by my side
Only if you’re really committed.
And you have to take a unicorn for your mount/companion who keeps getting distracted by dating every couple the party comes across.
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Best of luck to you, he could always take a knee and cede the duel I guess, other wise you’re still in line for that Sorcerer class.
Sorceror it is!
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Steal the DMs dice while the guy who wants to be a fighter kicks his ass.
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If I’m a medical student (soon to be physician), am I really just stuck with Wizard? I do a lot of emergency medicine stuff and CPR is straight up necromancy, but I don’t recall necromancer being a class. (it has been a hot minute since I’ve gotten to play D&D)
Edit: I’m completely braindead outside of medicine these days. Necromancer is a Wizard subclass. Time to go find a fancy hat I suppose.
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yeah i hit all of these except two
I’m so curious which two.
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Would not eating meat count for Druid?
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I’m so curious which two.
that would be telling, wouldn’t it
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I’m going to blackjack my DM with the rules book and take his dice. If I wail on a guitar after (play, not play proficiently), can I start with three classes?
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Old Party DM: “God damnit, everyone’s just playing wizards. We need to mix it up!”
New Party DM: “FUCK!”
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Would not eating meat count for Druid?
YMMV.
Incidentally, as part of the Kingmaker chronicle, my DM actually introduced a race of cannibal elves who explicitly refused to eat vegetation as they considered plants sacred.
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yeah i hit all of these except two
Stupid DM has eyes in the back of his head and thighs like steel!
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As a software dev with no college degree, it feels weird to not fit into the wizard category because of a technicality. >.>
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Stupid DM has eyes in the back of his head and thighs like steel!
Also buns of aluminium. It’s a known problem
