I can multiclass the shit out of this.

yeah i hit all of these except two

Shame if allies don’t count. It would sound fun beating enemis with a rainbow sword and the power of gay by my side

Best of luck to you, he could always take a knee and cede the duel I guess, other wise you’re still in line for that Sorcerer class.

Only if you’re really committed.

And you have to take a unicorn for your mount/companion who keeps getting distracted by dating every couple the party comes across.

Sorceror it is!

Steal the DMs dice while the guy who wants to be a fighter kicks his ass.

If I’m a medical student (soon to be physician), am I really just stuck with Wizard? I do a lot of emergency medicine stuff and CPR is straight up necromancy, but I don’t recall necromancer being a class. (it has been a hot minute since I’ve gotten to play D&D)

Edit: I’m completely braindead outside of medicine these days. Necromancer is a Wizard subclass. Time to go find a fancy hat I suppose.

I’m so curious which two.

Would not eating meat count for Druid?

that would be telling, wouldn’t it

I’m going to blackjack my DM with the rules book and take his dice. If I wail on a guitar after (play, not play proficiently), can I start with three classes?

Old Party DM: “God damnit, everyone’s just playing wizards. We need to mix it up!”

New Party DM: “FUCK!”

YMMV.

Incidentally, as part of the Kingmaker chronicle, my DM actually introduced a race of cannibal elves who explicitly refused to eat vegetation as they considered plants sacred.

Stupid DM has eyes in the back of his head and thighs like steel!

As a software dev with no college degree, it feels weird to not fit into the wizard category because of a technicality. >.>

Also buns of aluminium. It’s a known problem

If you get a corporate job, you can be a code warlock!

Guess I’m just playing as Random Villager #12. ‍

No. you’re Crewman #6.