i have a bingo card, i have dinner, and i have ... girded my loins against what i assume will be an absolute onslaught of Leonardo DiCaprio memes. let's get this party started, people.

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oh lord, someone got New Line to sign off on this?

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there he is, our boy Leo, credit big as life.

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here we see the actors just having a good time, having not yet read the script.

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"yup, that's a flat tire"

i'm calling it now.

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oh ho! he's earlier than i thought!

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are. you. some kind of pervert or something. i may pass away.

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do i think this is some kind of joke. sir, you were just launched from beneath a pile of sticks with a headlamp and some kind of wire around your neck, claiming to know of "real towns" and "real people."

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ah, some flashbacks for those of us who blocked the previous two movies from our memory.

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mm, all these RVs really are making me feel things tho. #grabbyHands

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sir, when you're teenage daughter says, "hey dad there was this weird guy" and alarm bells don't immediately start going off, you are a Failure.

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does this guy end up with the fishbowl over his head? please?

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ah. so grandpa's one of them.

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what does his button say? "I'm not completely worthless" something?

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what the hell kind of hat is that, dad???

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wait, so all your laundry just goes down into an unsecured laundry room??? what the hell kinda place is this?

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oh yes, put your arm in the dark hole, frankie, please.

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sicko.jpg

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"shorter" thanks.

i mean, in dad's defense, this has been a hell of a day for him, but he's 100% being an ass right now.

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