Okay, I gotta ask, how much is Science Boy *paying* this be-Hawaiian-shirted dipshit? Because you could not pay me enough. #Monsterdon

"It's all very carefully regulated," said the Neurolink researcher. #Monsterdon

"Thank you sir, I'll just go back to my desk and wait to be assassinated by your goons." #Monsterdon

One day we're gonna have a movie where the entire cast *isn't* assholes. #Monsterdon

One day we're gonna have a movie where the entire cast *isn't* assholes. #Monsterdon

...Why is everyone commenting on our protagonist's looks? #Monsterdon

"Well, y'can't live forever."

Hey, here comes lunch! #Monsterdon

Y'know the producer did say the film was supposed to be a comedy. I can buy that the radio bomber was supposed to be a joke.

Ain't funny, but the *intent* was there, anyway. #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, you saw some shit in Saint Louie, you're a hardass all right #Monsterdon

Mm, I love some nice Kelly greens #Monsterdon

Dammit. I wanted him to get eaten #Monsterdon

"I think someone's been back here recently"

Yeah we saw you playing grabass, dipshit. #Monsterdon

I think this is an action scene, but I can't be sure because its being lit by the Itty Bitty Booklight. #Monsterdon

Whoops, Kelly whited out. Ran out of usable Pokemon. #Monsterdon

Whoops, Kelly whited out. Ran out of usable Pokemon. #Monsterdon

Ah, the Female Scientist. Now taking all bets, designated love interest or not? #Monsterdon

Ah, the Female Scientist. Now taking all bets, designated love interest or not? #Monsterdon

"It'll take a lotta guys but we can flush it out!"

We'll stuff so many cops into the beast's gullet that it chokes! We'll give it food poisoning with raw pork! Come on, chief! #Monsterdon

Aaaaand brunch #Monsterdon

C'mon Ramon, eat! Rend, devour! #Monsterdon