Aaaaand brunch #Monsterdon

C'mon Ramon, eat! Rend, devour! #Monsterdon

"Could this be a tooth?"

"Yeah, it could be a lot of things, Mulder." #Monsterdon

Really it's just a shame we're not getting Disgruntled Detective Voiceovers. This is my city. It's like a dame. Like all beautiful women, there's an alligator inside it. #Monsterdon

"Unit 2 pushing off."

YOU push off! #Monsterdon

♫ Smorgasboard, smorgasboard, aaaaall the pork you can eeeeeeat ♪ #Monsterdon

"Everyone younger than me is a kid"

Everyone older than me is a fart, I live in a binary world of black and white! #Monsterdon

So let me see if I've got the plot so far;

Ramon was playing Counterstrike and his opponent called the cops, now he's got a SWAT team outside his home? #Monsterdon

So let me see if I've got the plot so far;

Ramon was playing Counterstrike and his opponent called the cops, now he's got a SWAT team outside his home? #Monsterdon

That smirk... Is the herpetologist working with Ramon? Is she a HERPETRAITOR? #Monsterdon

Oh that is by far the least believable shot ever produced. #Monsterdon

Even the soundtrack doesn't believe this thing is menacing. #Monsterdon

Aaaah the 70s, when every car was a bomb waiting to happen. #Monsterdon

Yeah, I gotta say, it's really hard to hate Ramon. He only seems to eat cops and obnoxious reporters, I'd argue he's actually making the streets SAFER. #Monsterdon

Yeah, I gotta say, it's really hard to hate Ramon. He only seems to eat cops and obnoxious reporters, I'd argue he's actually making the streets SAFER. #Monsterdon

Even the *kid's* an asshole, jesus #Monsterdon

Oh great, they brought in a cut-rate Muldoon. Can't wait to see Ramon Clever Girl him. #Monsterdon

ugh

DIE already, would you PLEASE #Monsterdon

"I'll buy ya an iguana"

GET EATEN #Monsterdon

Soooo... Did we have another plot point to film, oooooor...? #Monsterdon