"You must never tell Christina!"

Oh come on, you're hardly the first man to be producing suspicious photos in the basement in this era. #Monsterdon

"Unspeakable torment!"

*inexplicable flute in the background*

#Monsterdon

"This isn't science!"

Hey, parapsychology is a totally legitimate science! Like cryptozoology! #Monsterdon

"Photograph a hanging?"

C'mon doc, it'll get a million views on TikTok! #Monsterdon

"Photograph a hanging?"

C'mon doc, it'll get a million views on TikTok! #Monsterdon

They convicted the guy of pinching pies from windowsills. #Monsterdon

"I want to keep the moving pictures for my own purpose."

Yeah yeah, into the spank bank for the grim reaper. #Monsterdon

...Why is it always torturing cats with these movies? #Monsterdon

"Good grief!"

The spirit of Lucy's football! #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, just pull the spotlight out of the TARDIS and get to it #Monsterdon

Guinea pig staring at the camera like "Yeah, fuck you too." #Monsterdon

...Is there a Death of Guinea Pigs? #Monsterdon

Muppet reaper is adorable :3 #Monsterdon

Great, you've invented a Ghostbusters trap a century early. #Monsterdon

Great, you've invented a Ghostbusters trap a century early. #Monsterdon

"That guinea pig can't die!"

Now THAT's Victorian science! #Monsterdon

Don't worry, asshole landlord guy, they're not gonna cure him, they just wanna watch him die.

VICTORIANS! #Monsterdon

"I went into the laboratory."

I saw your muppet, did you rob Jim Henson? #Monsterdon

"You're an educated man. A civilized man."

I almost feel bad about killing you! #Monsterdon

A true englishman snores like a horse, the nobility rests in the PHBTBTBTBTH #Monsterdon