"One day I will explain."

You see, women in Victorian England were basically considered very tall children, my dear. That's why I'm such a condescending prick to you *pats hand* #Monsterdon

Okay, I do believe we have fully crossed the line from Troubled Doctor to Mad Scientist. #Monsterdon

Okay, I do believe we have fully crossed the line from Troubled Doctor to Mad Scientist. #Monsterdon

...So if they trap his Death, does his tuberculosis go away or does he just have Undead Tuberculosis forever? #Monsterdon

"So either way it's God's fault and not mine! C'mon, let's go murder me! :D" #Monsterdon

"I have spent much time praying for guidance."

Yeah, Jesus spent HOURS last night telling me all the ways he thinks I should die! He must REALLY love me. #Monsterdon

Bunnicula! Well, guinea pig-ula. #Monsterdon

Great, so somewhere out there in the English countryside is an immortal guinea pig. Probably biting people on the ankle and draining the blood from their bodies. #Monsterdon

Great, so somewhere out there in the English countryside is an immortal guinea pig. Probably biting people on the ankle and draining the blood from their bodies. #Monsterdon

"Father? OH MY GOD I am SO sorry, I had no idea you were into leather like that D:" #Monsterdon

"You've spoken of the debt you owe me. If you mean what you say, there's no turning back."

Now ZAP MY BRAINS OUT, son! #Monsterdon

Just once I'd like the spotlight to hit a reaper and have it start singing HELLO MAH DARLIN' HELLO MAH HONEY #Monsterdon

Y'know, it occurs to me that trapping the Grim Reaper follows the same basic rules as Pokemon. #Monsterdon

He's immortal now, but he kind of smells like a pork roast. #Monsterdon

...So nobody needs to replace the water in that bulb or anything? #Monsterdon

...Or at least until the water stops flowing.

You guys just created a Phylactery is all #Monsterdon

Oh sure, let's make Victorian Man immortal. Can't wait to see how he reacts to Cheetos, neutron bombs, and Infotainment. #Monsterdon

C'mon, time for dinner. A little turkey, a little gravy, a little arsenic and a blue spotlight. And a floor show! #Monsterdon

The last third of this film is just people grabbing this woman and dragging her around #Monsterdon

So daddy's been strapped down, shocked, and confined in a coffin overnight. I think that's the bondage triple crown, yeah. #Monsterdon