BABY OIL!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!! #Monsterdon

This acting would embarrass a porn flick. #Monsterdon

Yeah, listen to DJ Tanner, Bob! #Monsterdon

heh, the made-for-tv censorship #Monsterdon

HA HA HA he's noodling them to death! #Monsterdon

Vick's Vaporub from Before The Dawn of Time #Monsterdon

That's not a bikini, ma'am, I'm gonna have to flag that play. #Monsterdon

C'mon Bob, open the book and summon the dead. Or are ya chicken, baaaaawk bawk bawk #Monsterdon

Okay the Earthbound Threed music is not what I'd call appropriate for this scene. #Monsterdon

...Is this still a flashback? #Monsterdon

Nobody in this cast has an INT above 7. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe that's generous. 4, tops.

"Wanna sell it?"

"No no"

Okay, hold up, I'm calling fraud right there. These people are funding a coke habit that would blot out the sun, you're telling me they'll turn down a quick buck? #Monsterdon

...

DO SOMETHING, GOD

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe poke it with a stick

"This stuff is really scary"

...is it? #Monsterdon

Did, uh, did you just skip a line there, ma'am? #Monsterdon

Taken by leather fringe! #Monsterdon

People Telling Each Other They're Arriving At Places: The Movie #Monsterdon

Yeah, that was definitely an FMV designed to play in between two levels of a video game. #Monsterdon