i hate this man already

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i believe you were required to pose like that when kissing in those days.

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they have one thing in common: an Eton accent!

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this whole movie is just people talking in, and then getting out of, carriages.

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five!

(three!)

three!

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i think she just caused him to be hit by that branch by trying to warn him of that branch. murderer.

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time to """find""" someone about to die, methinks (^___^)

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if only this movie had been absorbed and disappeared.

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plus one point for men apologizing to each other honestly, minus several million for literally everything else in this movie so far.

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so photographing a dead body is kosher, but filming a hanging is somehow a step too far? le sigh.

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"that is all"

if only it was. this movie is so boring, is something going to happen in this movie, or like...?

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isn't he supposed to be recording this???

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this is some real Victorian Science. look at those beakers and clear liquids and glass tubes.

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i wonder what the guinea pig is doing...

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"you've got tuberculosis"
*pours another drink*

first reasonable thing i've seen anybody do this entire movie.

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can't wait for these ghouls to die of TB themselves. mask up, folks.

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the prop must have been something in real life tho.

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ah, so this dude with the scar (i don't know anyone's name in this drivel) is the guy who """survived""" the car crash?

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"otherwise you will not have time to contain my ass--"

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wait, are there still like 30 minutes left in this movie???

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