"you've got tuberculosis"
*pours another drink*

first reasonable thing i've seen anybody do this entire movie.

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can't wait for these ghouls to die of TB themselves. mask up, folks.

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the prop must have been something in real life tho.

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ah, so this dude with the scar (i don't know anyone's name in this drivel) is the guy who """survived""" the car crash?

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"otherwise you will not have time to contain my ass--"

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wait, are there still like 30 minutes left in this movie???

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also, yeah, not sure why he thought it would be a good idea to be in charge of controlling the voltage while he was dying, but i guess none of the rest of this movie has made sense, so why not.

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*slip* oops, sorry!

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lol, i mean, i was kidding. lololol

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so now he gets to attempt to inhume himself, to test his newfound immortality?

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he bolted him into his coffin? amazing.

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so if i fall asleep in a cozy coffin, and then have somebody wake me up in the morning, the people around me will believe i'm immortal? sweet, let me get building.

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i can only hope the costumes in this movie earned their creator work on a much better film.

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wait wait wait, is this guinea pig about to have the ultimate in revenge? is this why we didn't get his spin off movie, because his part in this one wasn't done yet? amazing.

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