Okay I know I made a joke about slow-roasting but these are actually some really long opening credits >_>; #Monsterdon

...Inspired by a poem? Are we gonna get act 3 or stanza 3? #Monsterdon

...Inspired by a poem? Are we gonna get act 3 or stanza 3? #Monsterdon

"God bless the director, and the produ-- well, maybe not." #Monsterdon

"Should I be afraid?"

Well, uh, I've seen the opening credits and... Yeah, probably. #Monsterdon

The outside is so blue because they're hoarding all the red inside the house. #Monsterdon

Patented horror movie slime crawl #Monsterdon

By the sound of it he's being attacked by a rabid zipper. #Monsterdon

"Daddy, I made you a present. It's gonna be significant in the third act, Daddy." #Monsterdon

What this place really needs is a couple Graboids. #Monsterdon

This is too bucolic, that kid's gonna get squished. #Monsterdon

"Shut up," "you shut up"

Thank you, Universal Background Dialogue! #Monsterdon

PUNKIN' HEAD

and we have a title! #Monsterdon

I like that our photographer is dressed like Ellie Sattler. #Monsterdon

"Gypsy, no!"

"Bark! It's time for the inciting incident, Billy! Bark bark!" #Monsterdon

Yup, there we go. Dennis the Menace, flat. #Monsterdon

All of a sudden everyone is very sweaty. #Monsterdon

I appreciate the lack of music. Lotta movies out there would throw some saccharine bullshit violins or something in the background, the restraint is appreciated. #Monsterdon

"Just stay on the trail so the monster can find and eat you." #Monsterdon

Oh, he's the VILLAIN villain, nice #Monsterdon