"Daddy, I made you a present. It's gonna be significant in the third act, Daddy." #Monsterdon

What this place really needs is a couple Graboids. #Monsterdon

This is too bucolic, that kid's gonna get squished. #Monsterdon

"Shut up," "you shut up"

Thank you, Universal Background Dialogue! #Monsterdon

PUNKIN' HEAD

and we have a title! #Monsterdon

I like that our photographer is dressed like Ellie Sattler. #Monsterdon

"Gypsy, no!"

"Bark! It's time for the inciting incident, Billy! Bark bark!" #Monsterdon

Yup, there we go. Dennis the Menace, flat. #Monsterdon

All of a sudden everyone is very sweaty. #Monsterdon

I appreciate the lack of music. Lotta movies out there would throw some saccharine bullshit violins or something in the background, the restraint is appreciated. #Monsterdon

"Just stay on the trail so the monster can find and eat you." #Monsterdon

Oh, he's the VILLAIN villain, nice #Monsterdon

"They're not gonna find out about it, I'll just stand there and comb my hair and say 'Eeeeeey!'" #Monsterdon

Dude I appreciate your grief here but wet sponges and story time isn't gonna heal a broken neck #Monsterdon

Dude I appreciate your grief here but wet sponges and story time isn't gonna heal a broken neck #Monsterdon

"I think everything's gonna be okay!"

Remaining runtime: 60 minutes+

#Monsterdon

"I think everything's gonna be okay!"

Remaining runtime: 60 minutes+

#Monsterdon

"Bunt!"

FCA.

#Monsterdon

Scots witches pretty out of place here in rural California. #Monsterdon

Ooo mister I did this fight in Baldur's Gate 3 you do NOT wanna go in there, it's annoying as fuck #Monsterdon