#WednesdayGame OK, so shenanigans carried into this week.
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#WednesdayGame OK, so shenanigans carried into this week. It must be something about being on a boat.
We bumbled our way through the day. Then we anchored for the night, and I took the party ashore to do my clerical obedience, which requires a fire. Which the captain would not let me have on the boat. (Spoilsport!) So we had to kill the giant crocs.
When we were approached by a pukwudgie, we gave him (now named William Dafoe) one of the crocs we were cutting up...
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#WednesdayGame OK, so shenanigans carried into this week. It must be something about being on a boat.
We bumbled our way through the day. Then we anchored for the night, and I took the party ashore to do my clerical obedience, which requires a fire. Which the captain would not let me have on the boat. (Spoilsport!) So we had to kill the giant crocs.
When we were approached by a pukwudgie, we gave him (now named William Dafoe) one of the crocs we were cutting up...
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for food. So he took the croc and left. And then came back later to complain about our hootenanny. So we invited William to join us instead. And he did. Now C wants to adopt him as a mascot. But with a 50' stank radius, I'm not so sure...
Once we got back to the boat, it didn't get less chaotic. Then I had to drop for 25 minutes to deal with a work thing, and when I came back the GM blamed me for letting this chaos ensue. Again, I'm not so sure.
Should oughtta be fun again next week!
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for food. So he took the croc and left. And then came back later to complain about our hootenanny. So we invited William to join us instead. And he did. Now C wants to adopt him as a mascot. But with a 50' stank radius, I'm not so sure...
Once we got back to the boat, it didn't get less chaotic. Then I had to drop for 25 minutes to deal with a work thing, and when I came back the GM blamed me for letting this chaos ensue. Again, I'm not so sure.
Should oughtta be fun again next week!
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Oh, I totally forgot about the boa constrictor I woke up next to! No, not in that way, you pervert. His name is Chokehold and we got him a job hunting rats on the boat.
I feel like we should all be playing goblin-monkeys, not just our barbarian.
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#WednesdayGame OK, so shenanigans carried into this week. It must be something about being on a boat.
We bumbled our way through the day. Then we anchored for the night, and I took the party ashore to do my clerical obedience, which requires a fire. Which the captain would not let me have on the boat. (Spoilsport!) So we had to kill the giant crocs.
When we were approached by a pukwudgie, we gave him (now named William Dafoe) one of the crocs we were cutting up...
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@DejahEntendu I read "couldn't have the party and the fire on the boat" like some variation of the lion, the goat and the lettuce puzzle
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@DejahEntendu I read "couldn't have the party and the fire on the boat" like some variation of the lion, the goat and the lettuce puzzle
I mean, that would probably have been a Really Bad Idea as well, given the chaos we're currently embracing. Which, honestly, probably isn't a lot more than usual...
