Wandering Adventure Party

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I remind myself that I really shouldn’t trust Google Maps.

Them: I have some bad news.

Me: Good thing I’m sitting down.

Them: I just painted that chair.

@stux Now put some important game tips on the loading screen so that we don’t have time to read them.

@stux
What a terrible problem to have!! 🤭

Downloading smaller viruses to my computer to help it build up an immunity.

I recently purchased 51% of a vampire hunting company.

I am now the main stake holder.

Salesperson: This car will seat six people without any issues.

Me: I don’t think I know six people without any issues.

The swordfish has few predators in the wild.

Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer.

The best part is looking around the laundromat and guessing who they belong to.

@NullNowhere @TheConstructor
Teams should be next on the chopping block. It’s garbage software.

@NullNowhere
Before COVID Skype was synonymous with Video Call. People would “Skype” each other all the time.

One would have thought COVID would have created an opportunity for Microsoft to make Skype the video chat standard for the world.

It takes real talent to fuck up a brand that quickly and completely.

RIP Skype (2025)

Died a slow agonising death from years of neglect after being acquired by Microsoft.

Skype joins a growing list of messaging software that has died in the care of Microsoft.

• V-Chat (died 1995)
• Comic Chat (laid to rest 1999)
• Netmeeting (met demise 2007)
• Windows Messenger (croaked 2008)
• Meeting Space (expired 2009)
• Office Live Meeting (passed 2011)
• MSN Messenger (gave up ghost 2012)
• Qik (kicked bucket 2016)

*not a complete list.

Skype.
You will be remembered.
In a nostalgic kind of way.
For a while at least.

Trump was upset that the funeral wasn’t all about him.

To be fair, so was everybody else.