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Me when someone else makes a mistake: Listen to me. You are amazing. You are beyond wonderful. It's ok. It was barely even a mistake. You are made of stardust and I love you.
Me when I make a mistake: You absolute piece of filth, you are garbage. You are the single worst human on the planet.
Still a work in progress I guess 
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Apparently some people think the Rapture is happening on Tuesday and this woman on Tik Tok is spending her final days on earth writing up tips for survival if you get left behind which is actually really kind of her if you think about it. Like you truly, 100% believe you’ve got 48 hours left on this planet and you spend your time trying to help the people who will still be here when you’re gone.
I mean there’s a LOT to unpack there but I’m focusing on that piece.
One of my keyboard stickers fell off so I guess I have one F to give today