Don't worry, STRAIGHT WHITE MALE IMPERIALISM WILL SAVE THE DAY #Monsterdon

Disco's done for the evening. Y'don't have to go home but y'can't stay here. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I mean he's a guy who uses "Imperial!" as a general positive exclamation so...

#monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

@CactuarJoe closing time

"I'm so worried about Arnold."

Yeah, at this rate I'll never be implicated in a real estate scheme again! #Monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid Every new beginning comes from Selenites on the moon. #Monsterdon

Ten bucks says he gets violent with the sleeping Selenites. #Monsterdon

They're sacrificing the prof to Tezcatlipoca. #Monsterdon

It's JOHNNY BIGHEAD! #Monsterdon

And of course the natives are incredibly intelligent and well-spoken and the Englishman is shouting and monosyllabic. #Monsterdon

"Tell you of war? Hold up, let me get the conman in here..." #Monsterdon

"Cabot, come on, it's time to show them English violence!" #Monsterdon

Lets be real here, the queen alien's deductions are 100% on the mark here and preventing Victorian Englishmen from returning to Earth with the knowledge of a civilization they could overrun and devour was ABSOLUTELY THE CORRECT THING TO DO. #Monsterdon

"Well I was going to refuse to help because you destroyed all hope of communicating with an alien race and fucked First Contact beyond all reason, but since you asked nicely, sure, I'll help." #Monsterdon

COME ON SELENITES, KILL THE IMPERIALS! #Monsterdon

And the virus is expelled. #Monsterdon

The really tragic thing is that WASN'T the longest flashback in #Monsterdon history.

Yeah, those Ken dolls better get out of there fast. #Monsterdon

AND SO WE DIDN'T NEED TO LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT IMPERIALISM #Monsterdon

...Y'know, the "one tiny virus kills the mighty alien species" doesn't really land when WE were the invaders. Like, I was joking earlier about the pox blankets but that's KIND OF EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED HERE

#Monsterdon