Stop shouting at the pillows, Johnny. #Monsterdon

"Taaaaaake me awaaaaaaay~"

So that Iiiiii Don't have to waaaaatch THE BAT PEOPLE (1974)... #Monsterdon

It's the 70s, if you don't have a waifish voice warbling about something unrelated on the soundtrack you're not hip. #Monsterdon

How does he manage to DRIVE in a smug way? Like, that's impressive. #Monsterdon

Jerry Jameson, he wants pictures of Spiderman. #Monsterdon

"Johnny we're only five minutes into the film, you can't be freaking out yet." #Monsterdon

*picture of the cutest bat in North America*

The cast: OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE OH GOD #Monsterdon

MAKE

UP

YOUR

MINDS

#Monsterdon

Here at Nostril Caves... #Monsterdon

...ew #Monsterdon

SURPRISING ABSOLUTELY NO ONE

#Monsterdon

And then he started getting transmissions from Mars on his implant again. #Monsterdon

Hold still while I hold this rubber bat in my hair, honey. #Monsterdon

"Have you ever thought about what we look like to a bat?"

We look like the bat equivalent of G. Gordon Liddy, I have it on the best authority. #Monsterdon

I appreciate that people in this movie just straight up say how they feel. Why bother with, like, subtlety or characterization when you can just look into the camera and state your feelings. #Monsterdon

♪ Only looooove ♫

♫ Love pads the fiiiilm ♪

#Monsterdon

"C'mon honey, I'm just shredding my hand and displaying the symptoms of rabies, no big. I'll take a tylenol." #Monsterdon

"You're not doctors, you're children!"

It's the 1970s, of course they are. #Monsterdon

Nothing's happening! I'm just gonna ram this needle in your gut and everything'll be fine. #Monsterdon

Sodium phenobarb! Sodium pentathol! Sodium for the popcorn! #Monsterdon