"This is Johnny, Bat Boy extraordinaire, signing off. Let's... Be careful out there." #Monsterdon

A confession, you pork-based be-moustachiod rapist? #Monsterdon

"Hey Mrs. Beck, it's me, the guy who tried to sexually assault you earlier, can I come in?"

>_>

#Monsterdon

Johnny, Johnny, I love you, for some reason! The filmmakers didn't think it was important to expand upon my character at all, but I promise I love you! #Monsterdon

...You guys really gonna show the whole bat mating sequence, huh. #Monsterdon

"It was just a nightmare!"

Yeah, you fell asleep during sex. Not the first time, right? #Monsterdon

Can we just kill the sheriff? Give me THAT much at least. #Monsterdon

Time to put Bright Eyes back in his cage :3 #Monsterdon

"Yeah, I was assaulting a suspect and then Doctor Zaeus beat the shit out of me." #Monsterdon

She's praying to Saint Se-BAT-stian #Monsterdon

I hate the sheriff, but I kind of have a weird level of affection for his shitbox dodge policemobile. All those clunks and screeches. #Monsterdon

Someone's throwing ketchup packets at the car. #Monsterdon

Bigass cowboy hat isn't gonna save you now, bitch. #Monsterdon

"...I missed." #Monsterdon

Well, on the other hand, it's nice that she finally took an interest in his work with bats, I guess. #Monsterdon

Yeah.

Nothing happens, married people whine at each other, and then there's a bat.

The end.

God I hate this movie.

#Monsterdon