"You got demons" said in the same cadence and tone as "Yep, termite infestation." #Monsterdon

Heheh

This kid is gonna grow up to be your weird uncle #Monsterdon

Oh, is it FUNNY DISRESPECT FOR A CORPSE time???

#Monsterdon

"Ew, you're ugly. Leave." #Monsterdon

Yeah, as we all know God works in 6x6 turf squares. #Monsterdon

...Yeah, trendy 80s slurs >_> #Monsterdon

LITERAL Chekhov's Gun #Monsterdon

Takin' all bets, which teen girl gets the axe for Sacrifice Number One? #Monsterdon

Neat, D&D manual illustrations #Monsterdon

OH YEAH, TIME FOR CLAYMATION DEMONS #Monsterdon

MOTHRA'S BACK, BITCH! #Monsterdon

Oh that's mean. #Monsterdon

Oo, he's full of cat milk #Monsterdon

This is like, Goosebumps Poltergeist #Monsterdon

Demon babies! They're so cute. #Monsterdon

Ha ha ha, I love the clay worms that's great #Monsterdon

"Hello, this is Satan Services, do you have time to answer a survey about the haunting experience you've had so far this evening?" #Monsterdon

"Demons!? What kind!"

Grape, lemon-lime, and orange demons, of course. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND, WHAT AM I A ZOOLOGIST? #Monsterdon

"We went to sunday school!"

Great, we can subject the demons to an hourlong tirade about how the whole camel-through-the-eye-of-the-needle is just a metaphor. #Monsterdon

"Oh they need two sacrifices? Cool, we'll just go wait inside to have our throats slit." #Monsterdon