Ritalin could've saved this film. #Monsterdon

He's just going to the moon to escape his creditors. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe As one has to do from time to time
#Monsterdon

He's just going to the moon to escape his creditors. #Monsterdon

Yeah, my mom warned me about women leaving the greenhouse doors open, too.

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#Monsterdon

"Liberty! Liberty!"

Yeah the geese are escaping their creditors, too. #Monsterdon

And so they all died. The end! #Monsterdon

"We're headed straight for the sun!"

Whew. For a minute there I thought we had another solid hour of Mr. Cabot there to deal with. #Monsterdon

Kate, you should just kill him. They couldn't charge you, you're ABSOLUTELY in international waters. #Monsterdon

Nice of the Suliban to lend them a starship design. #Monsterdon

♫Na naaaaa na nana na na na na♪ #Monsterdon

Took us almost a solid hour to get BACK to the moon. #Monsterdon

...So they're just gonna put her in the closet? #Monsterdon

Yeah, England's gotta claim the moon, I'm sure nothing bad will happen as a result. #Monsterdon

...So they gotta boop noses to talk? #Monsterdon

Wait, bare hands? Enjoy your boiling blood, dipshit. #Monsterdon

Yeah, they're not on the moon, they've bashed their skulls and they're HALLUCINATING the moon. #Monsterdon

"An empire Caesar never dreamed of!"

You can take the Englishman out of England, buuuuut... #Monsterdon

He's gone, just let him go. Just let him go, it's better this way. #Monsterdon

Our hero meets the Moon Men and tries to sell the cottage to THEM, too. #Monsterdon