Kate, you should just kill him. They couldn't charge you, you're ABSOLUTELY in international waters. #Monsterdon

Nice of the Suliban to lend them a starship design. #Monsterdon

♫Na naaaaa na nana na na na na♪ #Monsterdon

Took us almost a solid hour to get BACK to the moon. #Monsterdon

...So they're just gonna put her in the closet? #Monsterdon

Yeah, England's gotta claim the moon, I'm sure nothing bad will happen as a result. #Monsterdon

...So they gotta boop noses to talk? #Monsterdon

Wait, bare hands? Enjoy your boiling blood, dipshit. #Monsterdon

Yeah, they're not on the moon, they've bashed their skulls and they're HALLUCINATING the moon. #Monsterdon

"An empire Caesar never dreamed of!"

You can take the Englishman out of England, buuuuut... #Monsterdon

He's gone, just let him go. Just let him go, it's better this way. #Monsterdon

Our hero meets the Moon Men and tries to sell the cottage to THEM, too. #Monsterdon

Oh, Wormsign. #Monsterdon

Nice reflector, I'm assuming you need to change the light direction to solve the puzzle and get to the Master Sword. #Monsterdon

A Selunite!? We're worshippers of Shar, kill them all! #Monsterdon

You can tell they're evil because they sound like the dastardly radio scanner instead of the good and pure Bluetooth receiver. #Monsterdon

Yeah, never trust the English in a First Contact situation. #Monsterdon

"No, don't kill them! I have poxy blankets we could use instead!" #Monsterdon

Yeah lesson one is never bring the investors on the expedition. #Monsterdon

Oh man, Kate has doomed our heroes to a lingering, suffocating death! You go girl! Excellent work, finally showing good judgment. #Monsterdon