"An empire Caesar never dreamed of!"

You can take the Englishman out of England, buuuuut... #Monsterdon

He's gone, just let him go. Just let him go, it's better this way. #Monsterdon

Our hero meets the Moon Men and tries to sell the cottage to THEM, too. #Monsterdon

Oh, Wormsign. #Monsterdon

Nice reflector, I'm assuming you need to change the light direction to solve the puzzle and get to the Master Sword. #Monsterdon

A Selunite!? We're worshippers of Shar, kill them all! #Monsterdon

You can tell they're evil because they sound like the dastardly radio scanner instead of the good and pure Bluetooth receiver. #Monsterdon

Yeah, never trust the English in a First Contact situation. #Monsterdon

"No, don't kill them! I have poxy blankets we could use instead!" #Monsterdon

Yeah lesson one is never bring the investors on the expedition. #Monsterdon

Oh man, Kate has doomed our heroes to a lingering, suffocating death! You go girl! Excellent work, finally showing good judgment. #Monsterdon

...Oh, nevermind. They're literally Your Princess Is In Another Castle-ing us here. #Monsterdon

...Suddenly they have the strength of ten Cabots? #Monsterdon

NOW who won't shut the goddamn greenhouse door, old man? #Monsterdon

"What is it?"

Well, you just teleported, that's pretty impressive. #Monsterdon

AT LAST

SOME HARRYHAUSEN #Monsterdon

That is the LOUDEST caterpillar I've ever seen. #Monsterdon

YES, STONE THE OBNOXIOUS PROFESSOR

KILL, CATERPILLAR, KILL!! #Monsterdon

Personally, I trust Mothra's children to be judge jury and executioner. #Monsterdon

NOOO, NOT THE CATERPILLAR

TAKE ME INSTEAD #Monsterdon