"C'mon honey, I'm just shredding my hand and displaying the symptoms of rabies, no big. I'll take a tylenol." #Monsterdon

"You're not doctors, you're children!"

It's the 1970s, of course they are. #Monsterdon

Nothing's happening! I'm just gonna ram this needle in your gut and everything'll be fine. #Monsterdon

Sodium phenobarb! Sodium pentathol! Sodium for the popcorn! #Monsterdon

Oh so SHE'S back out on the slopes? #Monsterdon

This whole movie is just people telling a woman to stop worrying about the very serious shit going on around her >_> #Monsterdon

He's a war-wilf! #Monsterdon

Pretty handy. #Monsterdon

Whoops, she spilled the bottle of red tempera paint. #Monsterdon

Cathy, divorce him right there. Run, woman, run. #Monsterdon

SARGENT WARD IS A SHOPLIFTER #Monsterdon

I'm so glad we're dedicating so much film to their gross, frigid relationship.

yay

#Monsterdon

He's gotta go flap in circles around the motel sign for a couple hours. #Monsterdon

"I think I got slipped oregano again"

Yeah, I know how you feel. They told me this was a vampire movie. #Monsterdon

More gross '70s making out #Monsterdon

Doop a doop a doop, just a calm sheriff swagger, it's only murder, no need to rush, dee do dee... #Monsterdon

"You're just very sweaty, Johnny!" #Monsterdon

"It'll be fine after the treatments are over, I've been wrong about everything else so far so you can trust me." #Monsterdon

Typical husband, fakes a coma as soon as they start talking about kids. #Monsterdon

Sign: Hospital, Quiet!

Johnny, an asshole: TURNS ON THE SIREN #Monsterdon