He's a war-wilf! #Monsterdon

Pretty handy. #Monsterdon

Whoops, she spilled the bottle of red tempera paint. #Monsterdon

Cathy, divorce him right there. Run, woman, run. #Monsterdon

SARGENT WARD IS A SHOPLIFTER #Monsterdon

I'm so glad we're dedicating so much film to their gross, frigid relationship.

yay

#Monsterdon

He's gotta go flap in circles around the motel sign for a couple hours. #Monsterdon

"I think I got slipped oregano again"

Yeah, I know how you feel. They told me this was a vampire movie. #Monsterdon

More gross '70s making out #Monsterdon

Doop a doop a doop, just a calm sheriff swagger, it's only murder, no need to rush, dee do dee... #Monsterdon

"You're just very sweaty, Johnny!" #Monsterdon

"It'll be fine after the treatments are over, I've been wrong about everything else so far so you can trust me." #Monsterdon

Typical husband, fakes a coma as soon as they start talking about kids. #Monsterdon

Sign: Hospital, Quiet!

Johnny, an asshole: TURNS ON THE SIREN #Monsterdon

This is Sgt. Ward, I'm here to harass a patient. #Monsterdon

Wow, that cop car handles like a sausage. He's getting out-driven by an AMBULANCE. #Monsterdon

Yeah, the sarge just kinda blows, huh. Like, he sucks. #Monsterdon

YAAAAAAAY HE'S DEAD THE MOVIE'S OVER! #Monsterdon

Oh *come on,* a car from the 1970s rolls over and DOESN'T explode? Unbelievable. #Monsterdon

Film's only like half over -_-; #Monsterdon