Light as a feather, dumb as a board... #Monsterdon

Man, that bug zapper is *industrial strength.* Thing could take Mothra out. #Monsterdon

Zombie mom! Mombie! #Monsterdon

Ha ha, I love the Hands Behind the Walls effects, those are always fun #Monsterdon

HA! The dog transforms into a plushie #Monsterdon

Yep, that's Gen X. #Monsterdon

When you're rockin' out but you're not old enough to use hair spray yet. #Monsterdon

Oh hey, Robert Scarry's Big Book of Satanism. #Monsterdon

"Cool out"? I think you're mixing metaphors there, lady. #Monsterdon

Yeah, Loverboy here will dig a hole in SATAN'S OWN WELL-MANICURED LAWN and put the DOG IN IT #Monsterdon

whoa, I don't think you can reclaim that term, kid #Monsterdon

Oh no! It's... A hole. #Monsterdon

"You got demons" said in the same cadence and tone as "Yep, termite infestation." #Monsterdon

Heheh

This kid is gonna grow up to be your weird uncle #Monsterdon

Oh, is it FUNNY DISRESPECT FOR A CORPSE time???

#Monsterdon

"Ew, you're ugly. Leave." #Monsterdon

Yeah, as we all know God works in 6x6 turf squares. #Monsterdon

...Yeah, trendy 80s slurs >_> #Monsterdon

LITERAL Chekhov's Gun #Monsterdon

Takin' all bets, which teen girl gets the axe for Sacrifice Number One? #Monsterdon