"What's with you today?"

Well, I lost my treehouse, my friend is a bug torturer, and the hellmouth opened up in the back yard. So it's been a full day #Monsterdon

...Soundtrack straight out of Pod People. Trumpy!? #Monsterdon

Bye mom! Take a long last look at the house, it's gonna be a smoking crater next time you see it! #Monsterdon

It's the '80s! ♪ Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan! ♫ #Monsterdon

Oh jeez, she's found Bro Squarechin #Monsterdon

Whoops, they just got a full dose of the zombie gas, sorry kids. #Monsterdon

DON'T READ THE SATAN WORDS, DIPSHITS #Monsterdon

Eh, it's just "Vote Reagan" said backwards. #Monsterdon

It's very Bro in this party #Monsterdon

Oh, they've got a mini-witch. #Monsterdon

Light as a feather, dumb as a board... #Monsterdon

Man, that bug zapper is *industrial strength.* Thing could take Mothra out. #Monsterdon

Zombie mom! Mombie! #Monsterdon

Ha ha, I love the Hands Behind the Walls effects, those are always fun #Monsterdon

HA! The dog transforms into a plushie #Monsterdon

Yep, that's Gen X. #Monsterdon

When you're rockin' out but you're not old enough to use hair spray yet. #Monsterdon

Oh hey, Robert Scarry's Big Book of Satanism. #Monsterdon

"Cool out"? I think you're mixing metaphors there, lady. #Monsterdon

Yeah, Loverboy here will dig a hole in SATAN'S OWN WELL-MANICURED LAWN and put the DOG IN IT #Monsterdon