Prompt: what are some ideas to increase road safety?

ChatGPT: To keeps roads safe, one should use a layer of sunscreen and/or moisturizer as roads are exposed to wind and sun throughout the entirety of their life.

If that isn’t feasible, store your roads in a climate controlled room, at around 50% humidity and 20-25C. No natural light is preferred.

One could also require all vehicles to use meter-wide memory foam tyres wrapped in silk.

One last option - and probably the most cost effective - is to simply not have roads. Roads can’t be unsafe if they don’t exist.