If we’re talking 2026 bingo, I updated my card and this was on it

At least there’s only 2/3rds of a white house to burn down this time.

We’re surrounded on all sides.

I’m gonna give Canada a free pass on any war crimes they commit this time

I wouldn’t put it past them to decide fuses are “woke” or some shit and it burns down on its own.

Canada is a member of nato

So if a nato country is attacked…

Oof. Imagine Article 4’ing yourself.

tRump wanted out of nato, imagine taking the stupidity route out…

We are quite good at them. We’re historically unstoppable when we get let loose against fascists and will do anything we can think of to be as mean as possible.

Oh boy, here I go war criming again.

Suspicious old me, I have to wonder, did Prime Minister Mark Carney know a head of time that if he sent any Military personnel to Greenland, Trump would impose another 25 percent tariff on Canada, like Trump is threatened to do with the four other countries that did? Canada did not send any soldiers to Greenland as a sign of solidarity, as I thought he would have. I wonder why?

Is it a threat to another country if you move your military further away from your border with them?

It would be terribly funny if now China and Russia step in to defend as well

As a general rule if you see a headline from the Express you can assume it to be at best tangentially connected to reality.

I hope we don’t burn it down, it’s such a pretty building. It’s already been damaged enough by the megalomaniac.

I’d be OK if we just turned it into a Spirit Halloween for a season or something.

Does that still apply if the attacked country was somewhat provoking the attack? Greenland isnt in NATO so Canada defending it assuming NATO will defend Canada if the US retaliates seems like a loophole that could be abused to drag NATO into conflicts.

The SS won’t let OSHA inspect the job site and it burns down when a contractor leaves a kerosene heater pointed at a barrel of acetone.

Canadians dusting off the old checklist.

Dude… Greenland has been in NATO since the beginning.

According to this source greenland is not a member of nato. The comment I replied to implies this as well.

Edit: greenland itself isnt but denmark is. I’ve read some conflicting info on if NATO would have to interfere or not. Eitherway the fact it has this close of ties to NATO and we are still discussing an invasion and NATO hasn’t openly come out and told trump explicitly that it will be involved is concerning.