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Apparently Canadians are notorius cheaters in the sport of Curling

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  • Z zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    clearly never been to Cleavland

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    kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Genuenly no I haven’t

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    • L Logi

      Yeah, that’s a definite little poke after releasing.

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      Albbi
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      #124

      And he was touching the rock as it crossed the line.

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      • S saimen@feddit.org

        I think this whole issue is just set up by Big Curling to make this sport interesting.

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        hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        Oh, a curling soap? Now we need the revenge plot, the drama afterwards, the plot twist by never before mentioned characters and in the end it was all a dream.

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        • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

          How about a Fargo-like series, with 5 seasons?

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          remembertheapollo_@lemmy.world
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          #126

          It would proceed with the pacing of people brushing a curling stone to its inevitable stop.

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          • W wax@feddit.nu

            Why is there not a camera from the top pointing down? Wouldn’t that solve any disputes?

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            hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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            #127

            So the team with the biggest afro-haircuts win?

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            • B bassman27@lemmy.world

              Send them on an all expenses paid trip to America as punishment!

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              cdf12345@lemmy.zip
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              #128

              So back home to Canada then time travel a bit to the future

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              • Z zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/7671573

                Sweden knew Canada’s Marc Kennedy was a notorious cheater.

                So they set up a camera at the ‘hog line’ to record it.

                And caught him doing it at the Olympics.

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                betanumerus@lemmy.ca
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                #129

                Pfff … I don’t even own a curling iron.

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                • E etterra@discuss.online

                  This is one of those sports that I don’t really understand the purpose of.

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                  greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  Purpose? I’ve never got to play, but if there was a curling rink outside of a bar in the winter it would be tons of fun to play with friends. None near me though

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                  • E etterra@discuss.online

                    This is one of those sports that I don’t really understand the purpose of.

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                    i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world
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                    #131

                    Outside of things like running or swimming, do ANY sports have a purpose?

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                    • Z zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                      cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/7671573

                      Sweden knew Canada’s Marc Kennedy was a notorious cheater.

                      So they set up a camera at the ‘hog line’ to record it.

                      And caught him doing it at the Olympics.

                      tweto

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                      glibg@lemmy.ca
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                      #132

                      Throwing rocks at houses? Isn’t that illegal?

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                      • I i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world

                        Outside of things like running or swimming, do ANY sports have a purpose?

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                        etterra@discuss.online
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                        #133

                        I mean they make way too much money so you could argue yes I suppose. But curling is just… Weird… Like that thing where they chase wheels of cheese down a hill makes more sense than curling.

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                        • E etterra@discuss.online

                          This is one of those sports that I don’t really understand the purpose of.

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                          glytch@lemmy.world
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                          #134

                          What’s to understand? It’s just team shuffleboard on ice.

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                          • E etterra@discuss.online

                            I mean they make way too much money so you could argue yes I suppose. But curling is just… Weird… Like that thing where they chase wheels of cheese down a hill makes more sense than curling.

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                            piccolo@sh.itjust.works
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                            It makes sense if you understand its historical context. Its a traditional winter game from the 16th century when people were bored out of their minds in the cold ass scottland winters.

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                            • H hakunawazo@lemmy.world

                              Oh, a curling soap? Now we need the revenge plot, the drama afterwards, the plot twist by never before mentioned characters and in the end it was all a dream.

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                              bananaisaberry@lemmy.zip
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                              Just make a raunchy show about the gay relationship of 2 curlers from opposing teams and suddenly women everywhere will be interested.

                              (Heated Rivalry for those uninitiated)

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                              • Z zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/7671573

                                Sweden knew Canada’s Marc Kennedy was a notorious cheater.

                                So they set up a camera at the ‘hog line’ to record it.

                                And caught him doing it at the Olympics.

                                tweto

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                                Crossposted from hexbear

                                🐘

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                                • H hakunawazo@lemmy.world

                                  So the team with the biggest afro-haircuts win?

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                                  hertzdentalbar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                  Every angle including inside the players.

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                                  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.comK kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                    Even worse not just to America but specifically New Jersey, undeniably the worst part of America

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                                    rebekahwsd@lemmy.world
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                                    #139

                                    Only if you’re sending them to North Jersey. Otherwise you’re just sending them to the shore, and we don’t need more corrupt dinguses here, thanks! Keep them!

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                                    • Value SubtractedV Value Subtracted

                                      …if said billiard ball weighed 40 lbs.

                                      A little finger poke ain’t gonna do shit.

                                      But, the rules are the rules.

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                                      blitzen@lemmy.ca
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                                      The people in front of the stone with brooms are literally changing the trajectory of the stone without touching the stone at all. Of course a finger touch can have an effect.

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                                      • H hertzdentalbar@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                        Every angle including inside the players.

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                                        hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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                                        That’s a very different genre, but good for the quotes.

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                                        • G glide@lemmy.ca

                                          I trust whatever committee they have at the Olympics to make the judgement on this, but if our team is cheating, fuck those guys.

                                          Yes, there’s some redactionist arguments about how it “doesn’t actually impact the rock,” but fuck that. We have a codified rule that specifically says you can’t do it, and these athletes are playing at literally the highest level that exists. They know better and have had time to practice better. If they’re cheating at the Olympics, I hope it follows them forever.

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                                          k0e3@lemmy.ca
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                                          I automatically expect the Olympic Committee to be crooked.

                                          Also, as ashamed as I am about the Canadian team breaking the rules, I also feel bad that there’s a part of me that thinks, “at least it’s just friggin’ curling.”

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