The futuristicpuerile-looking Tesla Cybertruck

There, FTFY.

I would have loved a Cybertruck…

• before they completely redesigned away every innovation they promised
• before I realized it was in 1.35 scale. I would have rather have it be a mid-sized truck like the GMC Canyon (Rivian understood the assignment)
• before Elon showed the world that he’s actually a moron
• before Elon let the world know he’s a pathetic megalomaniac with a delicate ego
• before Elon showed the world that he’s pathetic enough to cheat at video games
• before Elon showed the world that he is literally a Nazi.

What’s sad is that, even though he was supposedly inspired by Cyberpunk, the final design goes completely against the Cyberpunk aesthetic ethos. Everything about cyberpunk is style forward. Bling. Flash. The Cybertruck “style” is minimalism to the extreme.

Here is a quote from Cyberpunk.

There’s nothing as unforgiving as leaving a bad looking corpse.

– Dr. Halman Thompson

I’m in the same boat as you.

Disclosure: I used to be a Tesla shareholder. And I made a few pennies off the hype.

Alas, Elon is a giant cunt, and Tesla sucks (and is obscenely overvalued as well).

The saddest part about Elon’s mask falling off, for me personally: explaining to my son - who aspires to be an engineer, and who idolized Musk as a modern-day Iron Man mythic hero - that Musk is, sadly, a con-man who succeeded wildly for awhile at grift (and he’s a shitty father, and a fascist, at that); that was a huge bummer for me.

I’m no inventory accountant expert, but I do believe this is bad for business because of taxes or something rather.