I despise this fucking guy.

Fuck you trump. Let’s see how well the US does without us.

Not true reporting, what Trump actually said was:

“Mmmmm0h argh, Canannadah bigly, slurring slurrsserrs ag oag ARNOLD PALMERS GIANT COCK.”

Then proceeded to shit himself

Ramblings of a senile rapist are not worth printing on toilet paper to wipe my ass with

Ok boomer, tell us more about the big unfair Swiss watches and your fifa peace prize. Maybe drink your special brain milk.

“Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements,”

Mark no fren no more

Dumb motherfucker.

I’m on the side of Canada if we do anything stupid. As are most people with a functioning brain. I’d kill Americans to prevent them from hurting Canadians any day.

Ramblings of a senile rapist

Ramblings that the world’s political and business leaders just got to experience in person with no media filter.

I can’t imagine any of them improved their opinion of Trump or the country he leads after that experience.

Perfect time for the Canadian government to be disarming the population to keep us safe /s

I just saw a longer version, if anything, the CBC cut sanitizes the verbal diarrhea somewhat.

The Orange Turd can fuck right off and every single Murican not actively fighting this regime can fuck right off with him

He’ll be less pouty after his nappy-nap time during the next cabinet briefing.

Remember that he’s the product of Robert Mercer and russia, and they’d love to add Canada to their collection.

Right wing propaganda works. Stop it before it starts.

I think that if this does go down, any American who does fight for Canada should get Canadian citizenship with all the benefits that entails (healthcare).

Hey so i can go buy a rifle right now. If you mean fully automatic rifles? Yeah you’re going to want to get those from Canadian forces along with some proper fucking training. Most Canadians will be better used on logistics and other tasks anyways. We don’t need Captain Canuck firing at the wrong fucking side accidentally.

There are so many internal threats to the US from a Canadian invasion.

• Canadians living in the US, estimates put that number around 800k or so.
• Canadians travelling in the US, at least another couple hundred thousand, could be more at certain times of the year.
• Americans who used to be Canadian, probably more than the PR number to be honest.
• Americans with direct Canadian ties, millions.
• Americans with significant Canadian sympathies, tens of millions.

Then there’s the Canadians who would sneak into the US during such an event, either for safety or to cause problems. No functional amount of US military presence could protect any useful amount of it, and once across the border blending in is super fucking easy.

Then we’ll just recreate 1812 and burn the White House down after we evacuate all the people.

It wouldn’t be quite as bad as a full US civil war, but it would be damn close.

Don’t forget the Rump phone as well. Oh wait what Dump phone? The putrid, vile child molester just straight out ripped everyone off.

They aren’t talking full autos, we haven’t had full autos in civvy use in a very very long time. They are classed as prohibited. What we need to do is take the model that the Rangers work on and expand it as a national militia instead of just a northern and coastal militia. We also need to give Rangers permission to purchase ammunition without needing a civilian firearms license. 200 rounds is not enough to be proficient with a weapon like the C-19 AND use it for national defence purposes.

You are uninformed on what is happening to legal Canadian firearm owners. Next to nobody has full auto rifles, only people with an old prohibited license. We are the most vetted and safe people in the country. We have (theoretical) daily checks by RCMP to our PAL/RPAL license to ensure we are legal to have firearms and nobody has reported us for anything. Assuming the RCMP haven’t ignored reports and warnings like the last major Canadian shooting and let someone unqualified to have multiple illegal firearms

Government banned many make and model of firearm last few years only because of looks, not function or use. They claimed that all the guns banned are scary assault rifles with the only use in war, yet many guns banned were plain simple .22’s or old collectable bolt action surplus rifles.

Then just recently, they announced gun buyback for every PAL/RPAL where you “might get compensated” for the guns you turn in on the new list. Yet the compensation amount they have set aside for this is comically low, so if every person participated, less than 10% of people would be partially compensated. Oh and I do mean partially, you don’t get the full value of your item, so you lose money in this deal.

This is done by liberal government for the general safely of the public but it doesn’t make sense. If it was for public safety, there would be 100% compensation for all firearm owners no questions asked. Also they could have alongside done a gun amnesty program for criminal guns. So that illegal firearms that people may have can be brought to police with no chance of getting charged.

So what incentive does a regular license holder have to turn guns in? Essentially the government will be stealing from you because you won’t be compensated, and it will be something that people will have no option but to comply or be jailed (potentially).

As for my very first post, it was trying to be lighthearted, but I genuinely think we are living in unsure times. It just seems like quite a terrible time to be going thru gun grab. We are at the height of US aggression and we share a very cozy border with them. Why is it now that this is happening? When general population is probably feeling less safe now more than ever from their southern neighbors.

Yeah your bitch ass with a rifle is really the safeguard against US military aggression. Idiot.

Being able to shoot the invaders is highly conducive to an insurgency. Otherwise, you would have to throw rocks at them, which is suboptimal.