“Inexhaustible”

Humans: hold my beer

Here comes “freedom”

Don’t tell trump

I hope y’all don’t mine it with child and slave labor like everywhere else.

Finally, good news for people with bipolar!

We need a government with the balls to nationalize this shit, and charge for every single gram that’s being extracted. And do the same with every other natural resource, including oil.

This isn’t the fascist states of america.

Oooooh, best we can do is let corporations rape and pillage the land, and make citizens pay for the whole operation through taxes, sorry.

Best we can do is sell it all for 2% of its worth

Lol yeah but it’s still a capitalist system, bud.

Don’t forget about the cleanup after they’re gone.

That’s right, we got that sweet cheap desperate-educated-foreigner-being-paid-peanuts labour instead

Right right right, thank god the peons will pay for that too! Can’t hold anyone accountable now, can we?

Great! Let’s sell this off to multinationals ASAP so we can accelerate pillaging the land without consultation, outsource the jobs and ensure the fewest Canadians benefit from the windfall.

USA:

It’s funny cause it’s true. Trump wants to invade Greenland and Canada; it’s not just because he’s a piece of shit dictator. He’s after resources for his cronies.

It’s trickle out economics.

And it belongs to the people of Canada. Right?

Time to invade. After all what yours is ours. I wish I was joking.

Let’s sell this off to multinationals ASAP so we can accelerate pillaging the land without consultation, outsource the jobs and ensure the fewest Canadians benefit from the windfall.

Ah! Someone who’s familiar with Alberta oil & gas extraction.