Caught a CT ad before the game last night. It had a completely unrealistic number of employees in a store. That’s how I knew it was false advertising.

It’s asking me for nudes what do I do?

Putting the CTE in Canadian Tire Experience.

I’m sorry, you have to send them or the turnstiles won’t let you into a Canadian Tire again.

Its asking me to stop sending nudes what do I do?

A privacy policy is really a surveillance policy

Hahaha omg wtt

Crappy tire at it again.

Hit the gym.

I’ve hit the gym several times and it’s about to collapse… what do I do now?

Park your cat car next to it and call insurance

Edit car*, not cat

Tell me you don’t want my business without telling me to fuck off.

Cat will probably just run away.

This looks like literal corporate parody, like the Ficsit AI:

Or crowboy TLJ Dreamfall Chapters:

Or the 2077 vending machine, you know the one:

Your workout regimen might be too good.

That thing definitely has Badgey code in it

Show this to anyone not yet convinced we’re in an AI bubble

You mean, MORE THAN ONE?!?

Oh shit now I can’t unsee it