People always have it the worst in conservative jurisdictions.

This must be a Dem-lefty-gay scheme to destroy Real American Patriots!!1

::: spoiler (also, don’t do vaccines because autism) /s, in case it’s really necessary :::

To bad there is not something that will prevent measles, I am sure there is something. I am blanking on the word. I wanna say a vaccine!

Get fucking vaccinated people, not only are you protecting yourself but you are protecting others.