On the wall of Dr. Steve’s office there is a framed certificate marked “PhD.” You doubt its veracity? Look closer. It stands for “Pete Hoekstra is a Doofus.”

…shiiiiiiiiit.

I hope so. I’m American.

Get over it Pete. That’s what we were supposed to do over Trump’s threats, weren’t we?

You evil chucklefuck. You lose credibility every time you open your mouth, and that’s not really a good look for a “diplomat”.

Please be mean. This country of nut jobs needs a wake up call.

Commander Taco?

I remember learning about the denial of the denial of the anti Muslim comments years ago. It’s offensive that America would send this troglodyte to us.

Given all of that (waves generally in the direction of the Trump regime and all its cronies) you guys are allowed to be a whole lot meaner.

It’s baffling to me how a fucker who would lie straight in your face with no change in their facial expression is even allowed to hold any office without people being up in their pitchforks to force em out of power, and for decades too.

If they are it’s only because he deserves it.

consider for a moment: in any pre-2016 administration, simply - even completely jokingly - referring to acquiring Canada and Greenland would probably be a scandal if not a career-ending disgrace.

It’s so fucking cringe-stupid, when examined from any angle - diplomatic, logistical, tactical or strategic - much less humanitarian - so unutterably fucking half-witted - and is universally received that way except for conservatives, who have rigged the government through gerrymandering and vote tampering, so they are the only ones who could be shamed into doing something about HERR FUCKING MORON, and as we see time and again: Conservatives have no shame. They don’t care what they look like, they can worry about that after they’ve installed a tyrant moron.