Don't drive angry
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(Rolls a 1) Well…suppose I’ll just get back in my car.
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(Rolls a 1) Well…suppose I’ll just get back in my car.
Your car has rolled into a ravine and is now on fire. Roll a save against car insurance bankrupcy.
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Your car has rolled into a ravine and is now on fire. Roll a save against car insurance bankrupcy.
If that’s a one, what’s a twenty get me?
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Insight check! I think they’re just trying to deceive us, that this actually is an attempt to LFG.
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If that’s a one, what’s a twenty get me?
The other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach.
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(Rolls a 1) Well…suppose I’ll just get back in my car.
…tomorrow
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The other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach.
Do you want to perform CPR, call an ambulance, rob them, or get back in your car and drive away?Bard: I TRY TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON.
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The other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach.
Do you want to perform CPR, call an ambulance, rob them, or get back in your car and drive away?::: spoiler Call the ambulance!
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Alert Feat dudes be like…
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::: spoiler Call the ambulance!
:::I roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance
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I know 4 people who play DnD, and 2 of them have swords.
So 50/50 odds they have a sword handy