Wandering Adventure Party

Welcome to reality garage, thanks for bringing in your reality...
When was your last check up?
You do know you are supposed to bring in your reality for check up every 20.000 odd chronon, right?
Its fine, lets take a look under the hood.
What have you been doing with your reality? Its all out of...its all messed up...
Im surprised it's still somewhat functional...
Whats this?
This is not supposed to be here...

You really need to take better care of your reality...