Only TEN MINUTES remain until the start of #MONSTERDON! This is your last warning! Set up a hashtag filter to avoid it! Get the movie cued up if you're joining in! These are the only eventualities we are prepared to address! Good night, and god speed!

Wondering if this movie's just gonna be one long advertisement for John Deere riding mowers.

"When you've got weeds rising in your lawn like demons..." #Monsterdon

TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

New Century Entertainment! Well, old century, now. #Monsterdon

Deb Grover IS the monster at the end of this book! #Monsterdon

Oh christ, it's The Goonies. #Monsterdon

...Wait is this the same house from Night of the Comet? #Monsterdon

"Dear Jason, we've moved again. Try and find us this time, sucker!" #Monsterdon

Spontaneous night, yeah I think we got dream sequence here guys. #Monsterdon

FUCK THIS TREE SPECIFICALLY #Monsterdon

Sure, kid, start wandering around the active chainsaw. #Monsterdon

SHIT, SPIDERS INCOMING #Monsterdon

Wow, Hell is *right there*. Easy access, that's gonna put your property taxes up some. #Monsterdon

Glen! This is your weirdly bitchy father figure, which all these movies seem to have! #Monsterdon

Mom and dad have the same haircut. #Monsterdon

"I can take care of this house!"

SMASH CUT TO: *explosions* #Monsterdon

"What's with you today?"

Well, I lost my treehouse, my friend is a bug torturer, and the hellmouth opened up in the back yard. So it's been a full day #Monsterdon

...Soundtrack straight out of Pod People. Trumpy!? #Monsterdon

Bye mom! Take a long last look at the house, it's gonna be a smoking crater next time you see it! #Monsterdon

It's the '80s! ♪ Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan! ♫ #Monsterdon