Spontaneous night, yeah I think we got dream sequence here guys. #Monsterdon

FUCK THIS TREE SPECIFICALLY #Monsterdon

Sure, kid, start wandering around the active chainsaw. #Monsterdon

SHIT, SPIDERS INCOMING #Monsterdon

Wow, Hell is *right there*. Easy access, that's gonna put your property taxes up some. #Monsterdon

Glen! This is your weirdly bitchy father figure, which all these movies seem to have! #Monsterdon

Mom and dad have the same haircut. #Monsterdon

"I can take care of this house!"

SMASH CUT TO: *explosions* #Monsterdon

"What's with you today?"

Well, I lost my treehouse, my friend is a bug torturer, and the hellmouth opened up in the back yard. So it's been a full day #Monsterdon

...Soundtrack straight out of Pod People. Trumpy!? #Monsterdon

Bye mom! Take a long last look at the house, it's gonna be a smoking crater next time you see it! #Monsterdon

It's the '80s! ♪ Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan! ♫ #Monsterdon

Oh jeez, she's found Bro Squarechin #Monsterdon

Whoops, they just got a full dose of the zombie gas, sorry kids. #Monsterdon

DON'T READ THE SATAN WORDS, DIPSHITS #Monsterdon

Eh, it's just "Vote Reagan" said backwards. #Monsterdon

It's very Bro in this party #Monsterdon

Oh, they've got a mini-witch. #Monsterdon

Light as a feather, dumb as a board... #Monsterdon

Man, that bug zapper is *industrial strength.* Thing could take Mothra out. #Monsterdon