TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

New Century Entertainment! Well, old century, now. #Monsterdon

Deb Grover IS the monster at the end of this book! #Monsterdon

Oh christ, it's The Goonies. #Monsterdon

...Wait is this the same house from Night of the Comet? #Monsterdon

"Dear Jason, we've moved again. Try and find us this time, sucker!" #Monsterdon

Spontaneous night, yeah I think we got dream sequence here guys. #Monsterdon

FUCK THIS TREE SPECIFICALLY #Monsterdon

Sure, kid, start wandering around the active chainsaw. #Monsterdon

SHIT, SPIDERS INCOMING #Monsterdon

Wow, Hell is *right there*. Easy access, that's gonna put your property taxes up some. #Monsterdon

Glen! This is your weirdly bitchy father figure, which all these movies seem to have! #Monsterdon

Mom and dad have the same haircut. #Monsterdon

"I can take care of this house!"

SMASH CUT TO: *explosions* #Monsterdon

"What's with you today?"

Well, I lost my treehouse, my friend is a bug torturer, and the hellmouth opened up in the back yard. So it's been a full day #Monsterdon

...Soundtrack straight out of Pod People. Trumpy!? #Monsterdon

Bye mom! Take a long last look at the house, it's gonna be a smoking crater next time you see it! #Monsterdon

It's the '80s! ♪ Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan! ♫ #Monsterdon

Oh jeez, she's found Bro Squarechin #Monsterdon

Whoops, they just got a full dose of the zombie gas, sorry kids. #Monsterdon