"Have you ever thought about what we look like to a bat?"

We look like the bat equivalent of G. Gordon Liddy, I have it on the best authority. #Monsterdon

I appreciate that people in this movie just straight up say how they feel. Why bother with, like, subtlety or characterization when you can just look into the camera and state your feelings. #Monsterdon

♪ Only looooove ♫

♫ Love pads the fiiiilm ♪

#Monsterdon

"C'mon honey, I'm just shredding my hand and displaying the symptoms of rabies, no big. I'll take a tylenol." #Monsterdon

"You're not doctors, you're children!"

It's the 1970s, of course they are. #Monsterdon

Nothing's happening! I'm just gonna ram this needle in your gut and everything'll be fine. #Monsterdon

Sodium phenobarb! Sodium pentathol! Sodium for the popcorn! #Monsterdon

Oh so SHE'S back out on the slopes? #Monsterdon

This whole movie is just people telling a woman to stop worrying about the very serious shit going on around her >_> #Monsterdon

He's a war-wilf! #Monsterdon

Pretty handy. #Monsterdon

Whoops, she spilled the bottle of red tempera paint. #Monsterdon

Cathy, divorce him right there. Run, woman, run. #Monsterdon

SARGENT WARD IS A SHOPLIFTER #Monsterdon

I'm so glad we're dedicating so much film to their gross, frigid relationship.

yay

#Monsterdon

He's gotta go flap in circles around the motel sign for a couple hours. #Monsterdon

"I think I got slipped oregano again"

Yeah, I know how you feel. They told me this was a vampire movie. #Monsterdon

More gross '70s making out #Monsterdon

Doop a doop a doop, just a calm sheriff swagger, it's only murder, no need to rush, dee do dee... #Monsterdon

"You're just very sweaty, Johnny!" #Monsterdon