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  • S stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    I just thought of the most evil shit you could do with this.

    They buy the bag and it comes preloaded with a couple lil crocheted trinkets that are cutesy and like grandma made it for adventurers. A lil mealkit, a ration pack, a lil sword and shield but also a doll. As they slowly start to realize what the bag does they remember the doll and start freaking out about what if it was a person who went in there to hide and got turned and we gotta fix 'em! Ends up being a whole quest line to unfuck the bag, the bag items and specifically this doll. At the very end they undo the doll and it turns into a wooden doll. Then when laughter/disappointment just getting to the right point, have the doll talk. Get the joke of it being a doll and they get the expectation they wanted of it being a living being they saved.

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    bosht@lemmy.world
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    Fucking love it. Could be an easy one shot for sure. Have fun with it!

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    • A atlas_@lemmy.world

      Cube of instant castle: Say the keyword ‘open’ to transform this cube into a '200x’200 castle. The transformation happens instantly, and if you’re caught in the area of effect, be prepared to get smashed. The cube is hard of hearing.

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      bosht@lemmy.world
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      ‘the cube is hard of hearing’ oh that’s just evil lmao

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        mrnesser@lemmy.world
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        #125

        Broom of Flying Yes its a broom that allows you to fly

        No one ever said anything about landing The broom cannot come down lower than 30 feet from the ground. Dismounting will stop the broom and allow you to pick it up, as long as your concious from the fall

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        • jimmux@programming.devJ jimmux@programming.dev

          Bag of Communal Holding

          Content is shared with all other bags of communal holding in existence. Sometimes retrieving objects involves awkward hand contact if someone else is using their bag at the same time.

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          bosht@lemmy.world
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          Even more hilarious if you could accidentally pull out someone else trying to retrieve objects from the bag. Would be kind of awkward getting them back to their origin though…

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          • B bosht@lemmy.world

            ‘the cube is hard of hearing’ oh that’s just evil lmao

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            notarobot@lemmy.zip
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            Oh. I thought it a was the other way I thought the point was that if the player whispers, the cube can’t hear. But I think what you are imagining is that the cube might hear “open” when something else was said

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            • A atlas_@lemmy.world

              Cube of instant castle: Say the keyword ‘open’ to transform this cube into a '200x’200 castle. The transformation happens instantly, and if you’re caught in the area of effect, be prepared to get smashed. The cube is hard of hearing.

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              notarobot@lemmy.zip
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              The merchant says: “thanks for purchasing that cube, if you need something else we are open all day every day”

              The party is now dead

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              • N notarobot@lemmy.zip

                Oh. I thought it a was the other way I thought the point was that if the player whispers, the cube can’t hear. But I think what you are imagining is that the cube might hear “open” when something else was said

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                Nailbar
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                I thought it was that you can’t just shout from afar because it can’t hear you, so there’s not really any options other than to sacrifice someone every time you want to use it.

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                  Hossenfeffer
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                  Magic sword of infinite sharpness.

                  Sheathing the sword, or holding it by the hilt, quillons, or pommel causes it to become incredibly heavy.

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                  • M mrnesser@lemmy.world

                    Broom of Flying Yes its a broom that allows you to fly

                    No one ever said anything about landing The broom cannot come down lower than 30 feet from the ground. Dismounting will stop the broom and allow you to pick it up, as long as your concious from the fall

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                    spacehooks@reddthat.com
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                    I was hoping it stays up in the air so you have to tie it like a ballon.

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                      Sabata
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                      Invisibility potion that turns your digestive track and stomach contents invisible.

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                      • D de_narm@lemmy.world

                        There’s so much role playing potential in the ability to create a giant mob of clowns at will by repeatedly opening and closing the bag. You almost don’t need anything else!

                        Spawn them as a distraction!

                        Use them to hide!

                        Plug any entry or hallway at will!

                        Build yourself a mountain of clowns to scale any wall!

                        Never starve again with their endless supply of pies! (Eaten fresh off your face.)

                        Use their weight to bring down any air-/ship!

                        Air drop them on your enemies! (Assuming they have a weight and are bound by gravity, they do damage - all you need is a bit of levitation, a tower, airship or a ceiling to hang from.)

                        Just crush your entire party by spawning hundreds of them in a closed room!

                        The possibilities are truly endless.

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                        atlas_@lemmy.world
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                        Sell the bag to a lich to keep him from robbing graves, collect big $$$ for the unique magic item, and the bounty from the town

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                        • NailbarN Nailbar

                          I thought it was that you can’t just shout from afar because it can’t hear you, so there’s not really any options other than to sacrifice someone every time you want to use it.

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                          notarobot@lemmy.zip
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                          So many options!

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                          • M mrnesser@lemmy.world

                            Broom of Flying Yes its a broom that allows you to fly

                            No one ever said anything about landing The broom cannot come down lower than 30 feet from the ground. Dismounting will stop the broom and allow you to pick it up, as long as your concious from the fall

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                            dasus@lemmy.world
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                            That would actually be pretty amazing for a beach holiday.

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                              agent641@lemmy.world
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                              Lembas bread but it’s 1000 years past it’s due date and you will get diarrhoea equivalent to its food value.

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                              • S spacehooks@reddthat.com

                                I was hoping it stays up in the air so you have to tie it like a ballon.

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                                mrnesser@lemmy.world
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                                I missed a trick with that

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                                  Lembas bread but it’s 1000 years past it’s due date and you will get diarrhoea equivalent to its food value.

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                                  mrnesser@lemmy.world
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                                  Id risk it

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                                  • M majorasterriblefate@lemmy.zip

                                    I’m pretty sure that’s already standard for anyone happy to use a wand/rod of wonder after they know what it is.

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                                    xylogx@lemmy.world
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                                    Yes, and think of the role-playing possibilities! Your character needs to pass a skill check to not choose the riskiest course of action in any situation. Fun for the entire family!

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                                      monkemischief@lemmy.today
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                                      Band of Gorilla Repair: Once per day, can repair anything, or rather, will summon 1d4 (can be modified depending on the size of the job) massive gorillas who show up seemingly out of nowhere whenever anything near the wearer breaks or is heavily damaged. The gorillas can repair anything.

                                      Those not expecting to see a bunch of repair-happy gorillas must make a fear check.

                                      These mysterious gorillas are actually friendly and fix whatever thing was broken, but beware, their patience quickly runs out for anybody intentionally causing disrepair or destruction in their presence!

                                      Yeah, it works just like this!

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                                        bytemeister@lemmy.world
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                                        Magic rope - an animated rope that can be commanded to levitate and tie knots. When placed in any container, pouch or pocket, it immediately gets tangled up and take 1d6 minutes per 5ft of rope to untangle. Other objects in the container also become tangled with the rope, and take 1d6 minutes to remove individually, entangled objects are released immediately when the entire rope is untangled.

                                        Magic rope is unable to be cut by any non-magical item.

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                                        • _ _stranger_@lemmy.world

                                          I’m thinking more like, set up a carnival with axe throwing for the elites. Dont tell them the axe is cursed

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                                          ivanafterall ☑️
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                                          I admire that you came up with a much more peaceful and creative approach. But mine might be more fun, if we can get a group together.

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