#Monsterdon ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for dracula

#Monsterdon *close-up zooms of annoyed animals*

#Monsterdon goth chicks want one thing and it's taking off their huge boots at the end of the night

#Monsterdon i haven't heard foley this bad since the college project where i half-assed all the sound effects with my mouth

#Monsterdon what knockers

#Monsterdon sorry i'm thinking of a better movie

#Monsterdon "you going to DRACULA'S CASTLE?" *zoom in on disapproving face* just like old times

#Monsterdon the bats really give the place that je ne sais quoi

#Monsterdon this goes to show why you need to destroy the dracula body, not just drive a steak through it's heart and wander off

#Monsterdon painted-on rivets

#Monsterdon meanwhile, at the town burlesque parlour?

#Monsterdon frankenstein: "i love legitimate theater"