@Annacats What do you mean ”this is not my beautiful cat”?

@Annacats beg pardon? No, sir. That wasn't a fart, but a sophisticated purr.

@Annacats

"Oh, my dear hoomin. Have you forgotten who is the pet and who is the master?"

@Annacats “You’re thinking of how to monetize me again, aren’t you?”

@Annacats I dare you to try to pet me!

@isaactly_s @Annacats
You joke, but I once had a cat who would literally do that if you cuddled her when she wasn't in the mood. After a while... "Pt. There, I purred, are you happy now?"