It is raining and my cat wants to go outside but does not like going outside in the rain.
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It is raining and my cat wants to go outside but does not like going outside in the rain.
She is absolutely *furious* at this state of affairs.
Do you want food? No!
Do you want to try going outside? NO!!
Do you want a cuddle? Fuck off!!!!
Do you want me to hold the door open so that you can sit and gaze out into the cold with your tail-nubbin twitching while all of the warm air escapes? YES!
Well that isn't happening Pig.
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It is raining and my cat wants to go outside but does not like going outside in the rain.
She is absolutely *furious* at this state of affairs.
Do you want food? No!
Do you want to try going outside? NO!!
Do you want a cuddle? Fuck off!!!!
Do you want me to hold the door open so that you can sit and gaze out into the cold with your tail-nubbin twitching while all of the warm air escapes? YES!
Well that isn't happening Pig.
@Taskerland and yet, he said standing at the door with all the warm air escaping...
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It is raining and my cat wants to go outside but does not like going outside in the rain.
She is absolutely *furious* at this state of affairs.
Do you want food? No!
Do you want to try going outside? NO!!
Do you want a cuddle? Fuck off!!!!
Do you want me to hold the door open so that you can sit and gaze out into the cold with your tail-nubbin twitching while all of the warm air escapes? YES!
Well that isn't happening Pig.
@Taskerland
Ah yes, the universal cat religion in which humans clearly have power over the weather and time of day... -
@Taskerland
Ah yes, the universal cat religion in which humans clearly have power over the weather and time of day...@pteryx @Taskerland To a dog you are God. "Why did you make it rain? Truly your ways are mysterious."
To a cat you are tech support. "I pay good money for this service…" -
It is raining and my cat wants to go outside but does not like going outside in the rain.
She is absolutely *furious* at this state of affairs.
Do you want food? No!
Do you want to try going outside? NO!!
Do you want a cuddle? Fuck off!!!!
Do you want me to hold the door open so that you can sit and gaze out into the cold with your tail-nubbin twitching while all of the warm air escapes? YES!
Well that isn't happening Pig.
@Taskerland Look, if you just opened the door RIGHT it would lead to good weather. But you’re not doing that. Of COURSE she’s angry!
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@Taskerland Look, if you just opened the door RIGHT it would lead to good weather. But you’re not doing that. Of COURSE she’s angry!
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It is raining and my cat wants to go outside but does not like going outside in the rain.
She is absolutely *furious* at this state of affairs.
Do you want food? No!
Do you want to try going outside? NO!!
Do you want a cuddle? Fuck off!!!!
Do you want me to hold the door open so that you can sit and gaze out into the cold with your tail-nubbin twitching while all of the warm air escapes? YES!
Well that isn't happening Pig.
@Taskerland Your cat wants to talk to the manager of rain!
